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Hot dogs and buns. NOW!!

admin — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:06:56 +0000

My son left me a voice mail demanding hot dogs and buns. He is completely insane. I wanted to capture this lovely moment in time and create an album cover with a little audio mixing. I know he will appreciate this when he’s about 15. Thanks to The Melvins for “lending” me the intro to their song “The Kicking Machine”.

Hot dogs annd buns (mp3)

Not so sexy people

admin — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:54:03 +0000

My new favorite site: Sexy People. Here’s a sample and the answer to your first question: “Yes, he beats her.”

“So you want to be the president?!” Season 1

admin — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:52:23 +0000

It finally dawned on me why there has been so much media and interest around Sarah Palin. I’ll give you a hint: reality TV. Palin is basically become the star of the “So you want to be the president?” reality TV show. In this show, you take someone who is charismatic with average intelligence and drop them straight into the middle of a presidential campaign. The audience sits on the edge of their sit waiting for the train wreck. Now everyone is trying to figure out whether the show will be renewed for a 2nd season. You betcha!

May the toast be with you

admin — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:49:07 +0000

I was always more of a Lord of the Rings than Star Wars fan, but I can appreciate this none the less (via Coudal). Buy it now while supplies last.

Fox News WTF?

admin — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:28:49 +0000

This was foxnews.com map at 10:00 PM EST. Either their electoral map wasn’t working or they were trying to bury the head in the sand. I stuck with msnbc and cnn. New York Times had a nice map but it wasn’t updating fast enough.

Westside vato for life!

admin — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:36:15 +0000

Meat Shade

admin — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:06:02 +0000

This just proves that bacon makes everything better. I love you magical meat. Via Cynical-C.

And one to rule them all

admin — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:18:48 +0000

This other night I was talking about that survey in which a sample of Americans were asked to answer 3 simple political questions. One of the questions was “Who controls the House (of Representatives)?”. My son answered “Mom”. No doubt. He’s a smart kid.

Only 18% of participants could answer all 3 questions. We are doomed.

The spinning head of doom

admin — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:03:22 +0000

This is a great piece of flashery created by Michael McWatter. The spinning head is a friend of mine. Each phrase is uttered by him at least once a day. A very disturbing young fellow.

Who cut that delicious cheese?

admin — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:51:39 +0000

I saw Lewis Black last night at Town Hall in NYC. His best line was that the past eight years have been the Republicans farting while the Democrats wave the smell into their faces exclaiming that they love it. Oh yeah and there was a line about him dipping his balls into whip cream. Good stuff. Farts and balls (not in a gay way). This man has got me pegged.