Chance Bliss » life http://www.chancebliss.com Number 1 in the Hood, G Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:43:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Mantuary http://www.chancebliss.com/2009/08/14/mantuary/ http://www.chancebliss.com/2009/08/14/mantuary/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:12:33 +0000 admin http://www.chancebliss.com/?p=1008 “A man cave (also sometimes mantuary) is a male sanctuary, such as a specially equipped garage, spare bedroom, media room, den, or basement.” (wikipedia)

I need one.

]]> http://www.chancebliss.com/2009/08/14/mantuary/feed/ 2 This one is for you Graham http://www.chancebliss.com/2009/02/20/this-one-is-for-you-graham/ http://www.chancebliss.com/2009/02/20/this-one-is-for-you-graham/#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:34:27 +0000 admin http://www.chancebliss.com/?p=515 F*** My Life is an open blog for posting stories about your sad pathetic life.

Samples:
Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, “Is this some photoshop job?” She responded, “No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn’t we tell you?” FML

Today, I took a massive dump at work and proceeded to clog an industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she proceeded to run out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn’t included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML

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