Chance Bliss

“A man cave (also sometimes mantuary) is a male sanctuary, such as a specially equipped garage, spare bedroom, media room, den, or basement.” (wikipedia)

I need one.

F*** My Life is an open blog for posting stories about your sad pathetic life.

Samples:
Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, “Is this some photoshop job?” She responded, “No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn’t we tell you?” FML

Today, I took a massive dump at work and proceeded to clog an industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she proceeded to run out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn’t included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML