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Your mom will hate this: Dead Space 2

admin — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:26:59 +0000

I will attest to the high scare factor of Dead Space 2. I “accidentally” left the game on and scared the crap out of my son’s friend. “Mr. Chance! Please turn off that game. It’s scaring me!”

Next Campaign Idea: Dead Space 2 scares little kids.

Jimmy Fallon does an awesome Neil Young impression

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:21:24 +0000

I really can’t tell the different between the two.

Conan 1864 Baseball

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:41:24 +0000

I never watched much Conan (same goes for Letterman and Leno) but this is one of my favorite clips.

Conan 1864 Baseball

Palpatine’s Hair Cut

admin — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:50:44 +0000

via videosift.com

I am Santa Claus

admin — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:14:56 +0000

Went to Dunkin Donuts this morning to get iced coffee and this is the first thing I hear when I turn on the radio.

Merry Christmas!

Send a personal video to someone from Santa

admin — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:13:49 +0000

Send a message to those who are naughty or nice.

PNP (Portable North Pole)

Catman

admin — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:56:08 +0000

I don’t know why, but I complete lost it when I saw this picture. The eyebrows, a man with a cat, the fro, both of them staring into the distance…genius!

Hail to the King Baby!

admin — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:17:40 +0000

What chess piece are you? (via Cloudal Parnters)

You Are the King

You may not move quickly, but you move with purpose. You take every decision in your life seriously.
You don’t think that most risks are worth their potential downsides. You try to protect yourself at all costs.

Some people may consider you an egomaniac, but you’re simply self-interested. It’s perfectly natural to want to put yourself first.
You have a lot of responsibility, an a lot of people depend on you. If you were taken out of commission, those that depend on you would be doomed.

Grow a Mo in the Month of Movember

admin — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:44:13 +0000

Bring back the Moustache this November to raise funds and awareness for men’s cancers – specifically prostate and testicular cancer. Unfortunately, I’m not man enough to actually grow one. It just ends up looking like I have some dirt on my upper lip. This guy is all man.

MadMen Yourself

admin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:09:52 +0000

Just like my friend Michael McWatters, I don’t resemble my MadMen character either.

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