Will this winter ever end?
Being a transplant from San Diego and having no ability to grow a beard, you can imagine how frustrating the winter is to me in New Jersey. Now I have found something that will ease the pain – The Beard Cap!!!! I immediately thought “Viking” and I was right. It was made in Iceland.
Too bad I will be subjection to public ridicule. Screw it! My face will be toasty warm (via Thing My Beard Can Lift).

think twice before buying
Definitely wear this near a high school. I’m positive the kids will admire you and think you are a God.
My great grandfather Lars invented this.
Lars the Buttquistador?