Will this winter ever end?

Being a transplant from San Diego and having no ability to grow a beard, you can imagine how frustrating the winter is to me in New Jersey. Now I have found something that will ease the pain – The Beard Cap!!!! I immediately thought “Viking” and I was right. It was made in Iceland.

Too bad I will be subjection to public ridicule. Screw it! My face will be toasty warm (via Thing My Beard Can Lift).

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  1. anu says:

    think twice before buying

  2. Definitely wear this near a high school. I’m positive the kids will admire you and think you are a God.

  3. graham says:

    My great grandfather Lars invented this.

  4. Lars the Buttquistador?

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