Damn you Burger King!
You people laugh at me when I came up with meat cologne, but look who is laughing now. The Burger King that’s who. Here’s the article about Flame, the burger scented cologne, which can be purchased at Ricky’s in NYC.
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In college, I tried to start a company that sold french fry-flavored car air fresheners.
But, it’s ass-backward. It should be meat-scented perfume for women to attract men. All Flame is going to do is attract more men to you. Well, maybe that’s the idea…
Screw women. I just want to smell like meat! However, you might have a point. Smelling like meat could be a safety issue. It might end up attracting dogs, wolves or even bears.