I’m tired of all these lame men’s colognes. I don’t want to smell like Cool Water, Corduroy, Black Jeans or English Leather. As a side note, what’s with all the pant related fragrances? You’ve got a problem if you are going around a smelling people’s pants. I want to smell like thick-cut bacon, grilled hamburger or a medium-rare rib eye steak.
I see a huge cross-selling opportunity for Drakkar and Steak-Umm.

that is gross
I like the smell of pants on a man
How about Meat Cologne for PETS