Archive for March, 2008

Random Bliss

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Sign up forms must die...Ahem Brother! Performance reviews are a big fat waste of time...Praise Jesus! Boomstick: A time wasting game...Hallelujah! Why don't girls like ninjas?...A question for the ages?

Meat Cologne

Friday, March 28th, 2008

I'm tired of all these lame men's colognes. I don't want to smell like Cool Water, Corduroy, Black Jeans or English Leather. As a side note, what's with all the pant related fragrances? You've got a problem if you are going around a smelling people's pants. I want to smell ...

Awesome? Indeed.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008



Do your meetings go like this one?

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

I love the old guy's reaction to the 2 girls. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAGxK7i2E4g] Reminds me of my all time favorite Truth in Advertising. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50Xd40EfJg]

Hello? Anyone there? It’s me…down in the well.

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

A recent experience with trying to a get a quick answer about a Motorola headset got me thinking about how many companies still don't get search. I was looking for a simple answer on how to connect a Motorola H500 headset to my wife's Razr. You are supposed to put the ...

If you don’t trust me, why did you hire me?

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

I wish more companies would follow the agile/lean approach to management. It's amazing how little most executives trust their employees to do the right thing. Most places try to replace trust with either fear or something even worse the dreaded process. Here are the main principles according to Ron Bieber's article ...

My new favorite blog

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

I love to read about white people and now there is finally a blog for me. Stuff White People Like. Some of these hit pretty close to home, especially #63 Expensive Sandwiches. I was the king of expensive sandwiches when I worked in New York. Now I'm stuck in ...

Raise your 12-sided die

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

E. Gary Gygax, the inventor of Dungeons & Dragons had died. Raise your 12 sided die and take a swig from your flagon of mead. See the Tribute Video. My Character Sheet Name: Baldorf Race: Human Alignment: Neutral STR: 10 DEX: 15 CON: 11 INT: 18 WIS: 17 CHA: 12 Spells: Magic Missile Flesh to Stone Paralyze Weapons Totemic Staff ...

Rise from your grave!

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

I'm making a special plea to our founding fathers to rise from their graves and use their super human zombie powers to end this primary madness. What a convoluted mess!